“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
So I was considering Easter and Christmas and Harry Potter and you’d think that because they potentially have the ability to disprove all religion the wizarding world would be either largely atheist or following some obscure, fact-based religion, so why exactly would the wizarding world have grown up celebrating Christmas and Easter? Perhaps only for the chocolate and presents? They would only have had contact with the religion through the Muggles (and Muggleborns) so unless…?
Christmas was originally the pagan midwinter festival which wizards would have celebrated. When it became Christmas the wizards would have gone along with it to fit in. I’m not sure about Easter.
Life is an all you can eat buffet and I am a morbidly obese man.
So I just found out that this is really similar to a song title and I’m glad I decided not to tag it under ‘originals’
Yeah this was going to be my first.