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Just swiped a fuckload of people on Tinder.
Now it’s time to watch and wait as I get zero matches
To be fair, at the last 21st I was at, when they were passing around the dumb key/card thing that you have to sign I literally wrote “#yolo” in it. I am a ridiculous person I know.
I wrote a quote from The Odyssey at the last one I was at sooooo
I get that. I dunno 21st birthdays are weird and I don’t get why they’re such a big deal and evidently I don’t know how to do them right so I’ll just trust you on this one I guess?
At all the 21sts I’ve been to the host has chosen who makes the speeches but I guess it could conceivably not always be like that?
That being said there are a bunch of people I don’t want anywhere near a microphone at mine.
Isn’t the whole point that people make speeches without permission that inevitably embarrass the person having the 21st? I feel like you’re doing this wrong.
Nope I’m pretty confident that it works that I get to choose who makes speeches because consent is an important part of life
My friend spent ages begging me to let her make a speech at my 21st so eventually I caved but now she’s ignoring my messages like come on you have to at least pretend to be my friend if you want to make a speech
had my first experience of a friend trying to put meat in my mouth yay
But vegetarians should stop pushing their beliefs in people’s faces.
i start uni tomorrow and i dont think i even own a pen