I love how popular the line ‘Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error’ is. Like it was such a tiny thing but everyone held on to it because really who hasn’t woken up on a Wednesday morning and wished it was cancelled?
- me: you'll regret staying up this late
- me: i know
- me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
- me that night: let's do it again
im pretty sure it is physically impossible to listen to radioactive by imagine dragons without imagining yourself in a post-apocalyptic city with your hair slowly blowing in the wind as you walk down the deserted street with a gun on your shoulder
You find yourself in a group of people standing next to a cliff.
Suddenly, someone pushes another person, sending them over the edge. Thankfully, the victim is able to hold on to the edge rather than fall to their death, but nobody makes a move to help them or stop the perpetrator. Everyone, including yourself, simply stands there watching.
Angry that they’ve been pushed, angry that nobody is helping them as they struggle not to fall, the victim screams, ‘Is anybody going to fucking help me??’
That gets everyone’s attention. ‘Why are you mad at me?’ one person asks. ‘I didn’t push you.’
'Nobody is going to want to help you with an attitude like that.'
'You're just as bad as him.'
Nobody makes a move to help.
The victim screams in frustration, their fingers slipping. ‘You’ve got to be fucking joking!’ they shout as they lose their grip.
'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' You say as you walk away.
Welcome to the anti-sj/’real justice’ movement.
some of the anti sj will step on that person’s fingers too because they think they’re being “too harsh”
Anonymous asked: When you crack jokes about straight people, you do exactly what you claim we do. Hipocracy
i keep you guys from getting married and make it physically unsafe for you to exist bc of your sexuality?? i make u in constant fear of rejection by others do to factors out your control??
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
There are so many more than 8 planets in the Universe jfc