I love how popular the line ‘Wednesday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error’ is. Like it was such a tiny thing but everyone held on to it because really who hasn’t woken up on a Wednesday morning and wished it was cancelled?
why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
There are so many more than 8 planets in the Universe jfc
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.
IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang
or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate